Be yourself. That's why people like you.
M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY!!
Turn off computer. Realize you need it for something else.
That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring DORA. That b*tch has everything in that backpack.
Becoming best friends with everyone at the party. Thanks, alcohol.
My brain is 80% of song lyrics.
I heard you're a player. Nice to meet ya. I am the coach.
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!" Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15+: Tell them I said Heyyy!”
Elementary school: ew! you kissed him Middle school: C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss! High school: Seriously guys, stop making out & go get a room!
Without Facebook I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday.
I don't care if you just left. I miss you already.
Too young for marriage, too old for games, too smart for players.
When I first met you my heart was whole : ♥ Now that you're gone my hearts empty : ♡
Music helps me escape the fuckery I live in.
She's dying to talk to you...but she refuses to text you first.
What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like an idiot trying to figure out what to do.
Everything is funnier if you are not allowed to laugh.
People still don't get it. Everyone wants to be unique, original & different. Just be yourself, that's the most original you can be.
Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in class.
*Girls on Periods* I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. Come here. Get away. You're cute. F*ck off. F*ck that. F*ck this.
Cuddling → Kissing → Biting → Licking → Sucking → Nibbling → Grabbing → Eating → Stroking → Moaning → Nutting → Eating → Sleeping.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”
It's really amazing how one song can change your mood, thoughts and emotions.
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