That annoying moment when someone interrupts you and then you can't remember what you were talking about.


A real man never stops trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her.


Best friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.


Even the best fall down sometimes...


When we pray, God hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, gives more than we imagine... in His own time & His own way.


Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present & make it beautiful.


Start everyday with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow.


Each girl has that 1 boy that they will never lose feelings for.


A relationship is for two people, but some people don't know how to count -_-


Sometimes you miss the memories... Not the person.


The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.


It's annoying when people bring up mistakes u made years ago, get over it


Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you...


Never ignore someone who cares for you because someday you'll realize you've lost a diamond while you were busy collecting stones.


Exam is over = OH YEAH! Result comes = OH SHIT!


I wish I could go back to the first time I met you and turn the other way.


We don't even have to do anything exciting or fun, I just want to spend time with you.


Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.

Distance doesn't ruin a relationship, doubts do.


Before you give up, think of the reason you held on so long.


When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.


When you fall in love with someone, their flaws turn into perfection.


I don't have a "type" .. If I like you, I like you.


Apologies don't fix broken hearts.


Just so you know; ONE lie can ruin a thousand truths.


Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.


Treat me good & I'll treat you even better.


Without God, you can do nothing. With God there is nothing you cannot do.


Don't take anything for granted, because it could be gone before you know.


You'll never know the outcome of something until you TRY.


I don't have time for games.


Now that I think about it, I wasted so much time and effort on people who didn’t deserve it.


I like to pretend that I'm okay because I don't want to annoy people with my problems.


Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.


Sometimes people don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them.


Stop telling me what you 'wanna do', Just do it. I trust actions, not words.


When you stop giving a damn, they start caring.


Blowing out someone else's flame, Doesn't make yours brighter.


Put God first and you'll never be last.


Don't fuck with someone's relationship just cause you can't get one.


We don't lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are.

The truth will always come out one way or another


Sending a risky text & thinking.. “Oh god, they hate me,” if they don’t respond within 30 seconds.


That awkward moment when the person who is cutting your hair says "Whoops!


We fight , we curse , we kiss , we hug , we cake up , we text , we talk , we argue , we laugh , we smile , we love , that's us ❤


You "hate" me? I don't really care...


You are the first and the last thing on my mind each and every day


Remember when we used to stay up till 3 in the morning texting? Yeah, I kinda miss that...


Don't judge me based on YOUR perception, your jealousy, or what you would do. I don't live my life for you. I live my life for ME.




Your Heart never really breaks, it just goes through the process of getting stronger.




Oh. You don't like me? I don't wake up everyday to please you.


From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.


Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes


Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day long.


"You look nice today..." "Was I ugly yesterday?"


Alcohol doesn't turn people into something they're not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.


Let's be real: Every black girls hair ain't fake. All white girls aren't easy. Every yellowbone ain't cute and every dark girl ain't ugly.


Just because you get a second chance doesn't mean you have the right to Fuck up & ask for a third.

Be yourself. That's why people like you.


M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY!!


Turn off computer. Realize you need it for something else.


That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.


Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.


If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring DORA. That b*tch has everything in that backpack.


Becoming best friends with everyone at the party. Thanks, alcohol.


My brain is 80% of song lyrics.


I heard you're a player. Nice to meet ya. I am the coach.


Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!" Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15+: Tell them I said Heyyy!”


Elementary school: ew! you kissed him Middle school: C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss! High school: Seriously guys, stop making out & go get a room!


Without Facebook I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday.


I don't care if you just left. I miss you already.


Too young for marriage, too old for games, too smart for players.


When I first met you my heart was whole : ♥ Now that you're gone my hearts empty : ♡


Music helps me escape the fuckery I live in.


She's dying to talk to you...but she refuses to text you first.


What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like an idiot trying to figure out what to do.


Everything is funnier if you are not allowed to laugh.


People still don't get it. Everyone wants to be unique, original & different. Just be yourself, that's the most original you can be.


Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in class.


*Girls on Periods* I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. Come here. Get away. You're cute. F*ck off. F*ck that. F*ck this.


Cuddling → Kissing → Biting → Licking → Sucking → Nibbling → Grabbing → Eating → Stroking → Moaning → Nutting → Eating → Sleeping.


I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”


It's really amazing how one song can change your mood, thoughts and emotions.

Teacher: "Why are you late?" Student: "I'm late?" Teacher: "You just missed an entire period.." Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant? 

There are over 7,000,000,000 people on this earth, don't let 1 bring you down

Marijuana use hasn't been proven to kill anyone yet it's illegal. Cigarettes and Alcohol kills millions and it can be purchased anywhere.

Havin Alot Of Friends Dont Mean Much To Me, Id Rather Have 4 Quarters Than 100 Pennies..

My mom always told me ; if I didn't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. And people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

"Success" depends on the second letter.

Don't let "Affection" turn into "Infection", put some "Protection" upon that "Erection".

Why Black People think you'll remember a person if they say a name Twice? "You remember Steve?" "Steve who?" "Steve Steve"

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it

(In class) 1+1=2. (Exercises) 1+2+1=4. (Test) John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

Michael Jackson said it best "They Don't Really Care About Us"

Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!

As a girlfriend, you gotta accept the fact h*es gone be all up in his face. But as a boyfriend, he better let them h*es know wassup.

I want that "Damn y'all still together?" Relationship.

Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 15: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right..." Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." RT if you love your Mom

More girls need to start searching for guys who have goals,ambitions,& crave success cuz 10 years from now,"swag" isn't goin to pay ur bills

If we're together, i'm chilling with ONLY you, play fighting with ONLY you, sexing ONLY you, touching ONLY you, loving ONLY you.

My ex sent me a picture to remind of what I’m giving up. I sent her a picture of my new Chick so she know I don’t give a fcuk..

Texting 5 people & telling 4 of them you're going to bed, just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the one person that you like.

Tatt My name so i know you stupid ...

You know my Name, not my Story remember that.

A relationship is between 2 people not 2 people and their friends

YOCO = You Only Cute Online

RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers.

Oomf can get it now, next week, tomorrow, tomorrow morning, tomorrow night and should've got it yesterday.

Don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think you're in love....

A relationship without trust is just sex. . . .