#ThatAkwardMoment when you're watching tv with your parents and a SEX scene comes on.
#ThatAkwardMoment when you see a roach at someone's house and they ask you "Would you like something to drink?"...BOTTLE PLEASE
#ThatAkwardMoment after sex when you want the person to leave but they want to chill.
Is making it "Rain" in the club considered Donating?
#ThatAkwardMoment when you see a roach at someone's house and they ask you "Would you like something to drink?"...BOTTLE PLEASE
#ThatAkwardMoment after sex when you want the person to leave but they want to chill.
Is making it "Rain" in the club considered Donating?
Slow songs, when you're single, make you reflect on things you could've did better..
Facebook should have a relationship status that says "In a relationship with _ but I'm still FCUKing with __ and I still be talking to __"..
Men and Women define CHEATING differently..
UGLY doesn't start with I. Ugly starts with "U".
Honesty is HONESTLY the hardest thing to keep for some people.
If your Facebook relationship status says "IT'S COMPLICATED" then that means you're SINGLE.
#NoteToFemales... Before you step out in that tank top, PLEASE SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS
It’s not hard to find someone who will tell you "I love you". It’s hard to find someone who actually means it
I hate to see people Frown so I get on Twitter to make people SMILE
If someone says "I Love you" to you and you really don't feel the same way, just say "I Love YouTube" real fast.
Instead of "What's on your mind?", Facebook should ask "Who are you beefing with?". That's all I ever see on my NewsFeed
Youre not given love. You work for it. Things you work for last longer..
People who continue trying to "talk to" someone who "Isn't looking for a relationship right now"
Facebook should have a relationship status that says "In a relationship with _ but I'm still FCUKing with __ and I still be talking to __"..
Men and Women define CHEATING differently..
UGLY doesn't start with I. Ugly starts with "U".
Honesty is HONESTLY the hardest thing to keep for some people.
If your Facebook relationship status says "IT'S COMPLICATED" then that means you're SINGLE.
#NoteToFemales... Before you step out in that tank top, PLEASE SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS
It’s not hard to find someone who will tell you "I love you". It’s hard to find someone who actually means it
I hate to see people Frown so I get on Twitter to make people SMILE
If someone says "I Love you" to you and you really don't feel the same way, just say "I Love YouTube" real fast.
Instead of "What's on your mind?", Facebook should ask "Who are you beefing with?". That's all I ever see on my NewsFeed
Youre not given love. You work for it. Things you work for last longer..
People who continue trying to "talk to" someone who "Isn't looking for a relationship right now"
A lot of FAKE family and friends show up when money is in your pocket
#ThatGoodText makes you stop walking just to respond.
TELL someone the truth about themself and see if they don't cut you loose
If your mate was CHEATING, how would you want to find out? A. By your FRIENDS B. By your SELF C. By your MATE D. Don't want to know
#ThatAkwardMoment when you ignore someone's phone call and they call you from someone else's phone and you answer it.
People rather pass judgement on the COVER rather than ask to read the PAGES of a person
Sometimes the HARDEST thing to do and the RIGHT thing to do are the SAME thing
Sometimes its better to keep quiet because some people don't hear the truth anyway..
"You're my "X" because you CROSSED the line"
#ThatGoodText makes you stop walking just to respond.
TELL someone the truth about themself and see if they don't cut you loose
If your mate was CHEATING, how would you want to find out? A. By your FRIENDS B. By your SELF C. By your MATE D. Don't want to know
#ThatAkwardMoment when you ignore someone's phone call and they call you from someone else's phone and you answer it.
People rather pass judgement on the COVER rather than ask to read the PAGES of a person
Sometimes the HARDEST thing to do and the RIGHT thing to do are the SAME thing
Sometimes its better to keep quiet because some people don't hear the truth anyway..
"You're my "X" because you CROSSED the line"
You either with me or you against me
Why sit on someone's BENCH while they PLAY with your heart? Love is NOT a GAME to be played with.
Bruce West Jr June 21 at 2:21pm
Some feelings never go away. All it takes is a random text or call to revive old feelings from a certain person.
When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try.
It's funny how the ones we want are the ones we cant have.
All jokes are funny until the jokes on you
If you love someone then you love all of them. Not just the good things. Support them and be there for them. Flaws and All
When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try.
It's funny how the ones we want are the ones we cant have.
All jokes are funny until the jokes on you
If you love someone then you love all of them. Not just the good things. Support them and be there for them. Flaws and All
Bruce West Jr June 21 at 2:29pm
The new way to tell someone "I miss you" through text messages is "HEY STRANGER"
It's never too late to turn your MESS into a MESSAGE.
Wake up, don't complain just yet and give yourself a chance to be thankful for another day of life. All in all.Give God Glory
You have to give some space to some people. If they care, they'll notice your absence. If not, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you know where you stand
Being the "MAIN" means nothing when compared to knowing you're thee "ONLY".
It's never too late to turn your MESS into a MESSAGE.
Wake up, don't complain just yet and give yourself a chance to be thankful for another day of life. All in all.Give God Glory
You have to give some space to some people. If they care, they'll notice your absence. If not, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you know where you stand
Being the "MAIN" means nothing when compared to knowing you're thee "ONLY".
Bruce West Jr June 25 at 11:47am
Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE..
Tears are WORDS the heart can't SAy
A trip to Publix is NEVER complete until you check your weight on the scale...
I just seen one of those couples that makes you think to yourself "Damn..there's someone out there for everyone"
#iHate phone conversations because of the delayed pause breaks and the stupid question that follows, "so, you ain't got nothing to say?"
Men have 2 heads to solve our problems. But 1 actually causes & solves them when it comes to relationships.
Every girls a freak it just take the right man to bring it out of them #random
HOME = A person or place you want to return to over and over.
Jealously is a sign of insecurity, as long as u know your position is secure don't worry about the ones trying to apply..
Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together
Tears are WORDS the heart can't SAy
A trip to Publix is NEVER complete until you check your weight on the scale...
I just seen one of those couples that makes you think to yourself "Damn..there's someone out there for everyone"
#iHate phone conversations because of the delayed pause breaks and the stupid question that follows, "so, you ain't got nothing to say?"
Men have 2 heads to solve our problems. But 1 actually causes & solves them when it comes to relationships.
Every girls a freak it just take the right man to bring it out of them #random
HOME = A person or place you want to return to over and over.
Jealously is a sign of insecurity, as long as u know your position is secure don't worry about the ones trying to apply..
Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together
Bruce West Jr June 25 at 11:57am
The first time you let someone USE you, you become their TOILET to be SHITTED on repeatedly
BREAKING NEWS: Kelly Rowland's song MOTIVATION has just RAISED the U.S. pregnancy rate... ok, back to you Bob
If you like her tell her.. She's not going to wait around forever
BREAKING NEWS: Kelly Rowland's song MOTIVATION has just RAISED the U.S. pregnancy rate... ok, back to you Bob
If you like her tell her.. She's not going to wait around forever
Bruce West Jr June 25 at 12:01pm
Ladies who always claim to be the VICTIM are usually SUSPECT...
Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.
"Can I see your phone?" "Uhh, hang on second" *delete delete delete* "Ok. Sure. Here you go"
Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.
"Can I see your phone?" "Uhh, hang on second" *delete delete delete* "Ok. Sure. Here you go"
Bruce West Jr June 25 at 12:01pm
You don't have to be a B!TCH to consider yourself "[B]eautiful [A]mbitious [D]iva"
Bruce West Jr June 25 at 12:05pm
Trust is like your virginity. Once you lose it, you can't get it back.
Bruce West Jr June 25 at 12:06pm
There be times where you just want to give up on him...but there's always something inside telling you to just give it time.
So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
Ladies argue with your boyfriend topless and you will win every time.
Remember, you're beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone's gonna be able to see that.
The ups and the downs, the tears and the laughter. Everything that made me who i am today.
It's Pointless To Argue With Someone Who Always Wants To Be Right.
So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
Ladies argue with your boyfriend topless and you will win every time.
Remember, you're beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone's gonna be able to see that.
The ups and the downs, the tears and the laughter. Everything that made me who i am today.
It's Pointless To Argue With Someone Who Always Wants To Be Right.
Bruce West Jr June 26 at 9:01pm
Remeber waiting til 7 o'clock or 9 o'clock p.m. to finally make a phone call on your cell phone?.
Only time a man should LIE on his DICK is when he's LAYING on his stomach
Only time a man should LIE on his DICK is when he's LAYING on his stomach
Bruce West Jr June 26 at 9:02pm
If your Facebook relationship status says "IT'S COMPLICATED" then that means you're SINGLE.
Bruce West Jr June 26 at 9:19pm
People rather pass judgement on the COVER rather than ask to read the PAGES of a person
This lady at the gas station has great talent. She's shaking the last drop of gas out of the nozzle and it makes me think-NeverMind
The person that points the finger is GUILTY of something
The Alphabet Song and the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Song are the on the SAME beat.
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example..
This lady at the gas station has great talent. She's shaking the last drop of gas out of the nozzle and it makes me think-NeverMind
The person that points the finger is GUILTY of something
The Alphabet Song and the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Song are the on the SAME beat.
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example..
Bruce West Jr June 26 at 9:33pm
Nothing gets your mind off of a MISTAKE like a NEW OPPORTUNITY. Love HURTS but it also HEALS..
Bruce West Jr June 26 at 9:48pm
NEVER tell your lady to "shut up". Just tell her that her lips look so sexy when they're closed..
Everyone you meet comes with BAGGAGE. Find someone who loves you enough to help you UNPACK"...
#iHateWhenPeople yawn and talk at the same time expecting you to understand what they just said.
Jealously is a sign of insecurity, as long as u know your position is secure don't worry about the ones trying to apply..
Everyone you meet comes with BAGGAGE. Find someone who loves you enough to help you UNPACK"...
#iHateWhenPeople yawn and talk at the same time expecting you to understand what they just said.
Jealously is a sign of insecurity, as long as u know your position is secure don't worry about the ones trying to apply..
Bruce West Jr June 26 at 9:49pm
Sometimes, the simplest advice that you give to others is the hardest thing for you to follow.
Convincing yourself that you don't give a f**k anymore, is one of the hardest things you can ever do.
Convincing yourself that you don't give a f**k anymore, is one of the hardest things you can ever do.
Bruce West Jr June 26 at 10:20pm
being a black man these days is a gift << Add being educated... U go from being a gift to a threat.
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