It's crazy how we live in a world full of TOYS but people would rather PLAY with each other's FEELINGS.

 All ladies have crazy side in them no matter what any damn Zodiac sign says..

 Being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful

 Why is it the people that know NOTHING about you always have the MOST to say?

 Just because they says they love you doesnt mean their in love with you learn the difference.

 You'll be suprise what u get when u stop searching and let GOD deliver. #fast and pray u shall recieve.

 People spend so much time trying to define others that they forget to live & create a definition 4 themselves.

 When you're in love they say everything changes

 If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it.# dont talk about it go and get it!!

The moral of my life is to throw shit against the wall and see what sticks.

 It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

 A best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have

 Some guys think of girls as books. If the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't even bother to read what's inside.

 Gotta Smile Even on Your Worse Days!

 Never make a Permanent Decision on a Temporary Feelings!

 If there's no passion, communication, understanding compromising or commitment...you're better off single than miserable.

 You never realize how much u need that water till ur well runs dry. Stop taking people for granted especially people that truly loves u

 Nomatter what cards life deals u just know its all in GODS plan Either 2learn from or 2get u the Next chapter in your life. 2him be da glory

 Fellas, you know it's beef if your girlfriend text you "We need to TALK"...

 Don't judge who you've never spoken to on a deeper level. "How are you doing?" is not a conversation..

 Whenever a woman ask a man what size SHOES he wears, she really wants to know the SIZE of his d...#NeverMind

 Blood IS thicker than water. It just sucks when blood acts like water. #PutGodFirst and family second.

 Ladies, there's two kind of males: 1) Men that LAY it down. 2) Boys that LIE to get down. Choose wisely...

 Look at the people who are so FULL of themselves closely and you'll see that they're really EMPTY inside.

 Don't pray for God to change your situation because sometimes God puts you in situations to change YOU.

 FAITHFUL "Kinda hard when your lady don't believe what you SAY and what you did in the past, you got to live with TODAY"

 The body's the temple & when the wrong people are allowed in, things end up missing like happiness, trust, faith & love..

 A lot of people look for the EASY way out, forgetting that HARD will eventually pay off..

 If you love two people, pick the second one. If you really loved the first one you wouldnt have fallen for the second one...!

 I get quiet around some people because my mother told me "Nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" but in Creole of course.

 Giving up is actually an OPTION. Just never make it your CHOICE.

The best kind of Relationship is when they're not only your Lover, but your Best Friend too!!

Pushing me away so I give her space; dealing with a Heart that I didn't break!

Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep With instead of finding someone worth Waking up to!!

To Miss something you never had is an - Understatement!!!

The smarter the Woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right Man!!! 

If you don't know, then ask. If you don't agree, then argue. If you don't like it, then say it. But don't keep silent and judge me.

 Don't let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.

 The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up, give up or wait.

 Don’t worry about people that don’t like you....Enjoy the ones who do.

 When you don't tell me what's wrong, I will automatically think it's my fault.

 We all have that one friend that loves to embarrass themselves and you in public, but you wouldn't trade for anything in the world.

 This is my life, not yours, so don't worry about what I do.

 Have you ever had so many thoughts on your mind, but you just can't make them into words?

 If I meant what I said, then I don't regret it.

 If you’re going to lie to me, then make sure I won't find out the truth.

 Excuses hold you back. Action moves you forward.

 The worst battle you have to fight is between what you know and what you feel.

 We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts, even if they don’t stay in our lives

 When you respond to haters, you give your power away.

 Don't cry because they left. Smile because they gave you an opportunity to find someone BETTER.

 And all this time I thought you were different...

 You’re sorry? Yeah like I haven’t heard that one before

 The biggest mistake I've made is letting someone stay in my life way longer than they deserve.

 Everyone is beautiful in someone’s eyes.

 In a relationship the one who cares less has the power.

A Woman that caters to her Man deserves loyalty!!

Never beg someone for something someone else wants to give you!

  Decisions are the hardest to make when it's a choice between where you should be and where you want to be...

 Ever since sex became easy to get, love became harder to find!!

 A good relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions, just two people who can Trust and Understand!!

  If you don't feel like you're their only, you're probably not...

 The only reasons "ex's" keep you as a facebook friend is to be nosey...

  Is it because he treated you badly that I always stand accused, protecting yourself from somebody else but im not who's hurting you...

  When a woman loves she loves hard. That's why even when it hurts it's hard for her to fall out of love♥

 If he misses you, he’ll call. If he wants you, he’ll say it. And if he cares, he’ll show it... an vice versa...!

 A Relationship doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs two people who are REAL with each other...!

 Don't cheat. If you not happy just leave!!

 Not all SINGLE are available, and not all taken are in LOVE...

 Most couples don't have hundreds of arguments, they have the same argument hundreds of times...

 

The more you care, the more your hearts break

Cheating is a choice... Not a mistake!!

Guys cheat when they physically want to. Girls cheat when they emotionally need to...

Men lie more, but Woman lie better...

There's that one Girl that you'll meet and realize she's not like the rest. Don't lose her! ♥

✔Has Self-Respect, ✔Can hold her own, ✔Is the backbone for her partner,✔ Can Cook ✔Freak in the sheets...
#Wifey ♥

A Man who treats his Woman as a princess is a proof that he has been born and raised in the arms of a Queen.

Be careful what you take for granted, someone else is waiting to Appreciate it....

Its Amazing how a person can give up on you so quick!!

I like a Woman with a Future and a Past, a little Attitude problem, all good it will make shit last.♥

Yeah, you're in his bed; but are you in his Heart where it really matters...

I like conversations where I don't have to think about what to say, it just comes Naturally!!

Some Men don't know what they got, some Women don't know they deserve better...

Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships are ended for you to wake up...

If you're not working on trying to be mine, then you shouldn't be worrying about who's consuming my spare time!!

A Morning text doesn't only mean "good morning" - it has a silent loving message that says: "I think of you when I wake up" =)

Jealousy is just Love and Hate at the same time!!

Women don't Trust Men because they know how Sandalous other Women are... Not because Men are cheaters!

When a Woman stops crying over you, that means someone else is making her smile...

Old couples make you realize someone can love you Forever...

Never make a Promise you can't keep. Never put Pleasure over your Priorities...

 

 

 

 

 

When girl's say whatever, just know it means "Fuck You" subliminally.

 #RetweetThisIf - You've been single for more than a year.

 If You Won $1 million What would you do with it?????

 Lol I have some funny ass Followers Love you all

 Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work just slowly raise your head and say..."In Jesus name I pray, Amen"

 The only thing a guy should wanna change about his girl is her last name.

 When someone walks out of your life, just let them. They are just making room for someone better to walk in.

 When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, and no one can ever tear them apart.

 “Awww.. you've grown so much! I remember when you were just a little baby!” "Who the f*ck are you?!"

 Hard work makes you stronger, Mistakes makes you smarter and success keeps you in shape

 The awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.

 Sometimes, the best things in life come out of the worst situations.

 To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, to love someone who loves you is everything

 There is four things you should know before you die...1. Learn to love. 2. Learn to forgive 3. Learn to forget. & 4. Learn to live♥

 The Most Beautiful things in the world can not be seen. They can only be felt in the heart

 Life is short. Don't worry about what went wrong, worry about what else you have time to do !

 Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss, dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt only by heart.

 Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.

 There’s no need to rush. If something is meant to be, it will happen. In the right time, with the right person, for the best reason.

 Never trust what you dont see with your own eyes

 Only a true friend can see the real pain behind a fake smile.

 An independent Woman who can take care of herself before a Man....

 Women worry about men forgetting things, Men worry about women remembering things.

 One of the worst feeling in the world is loving what you can't have and having what you don't love

 It's safe to say we all ♥ SEX! #RetweetThisIf SEX is running threw your mind right now!

 Never be afraid of the truth. It can be painful but the truth is always better than a disguised lie.

 Ain't nothing better then the wife type

 Treat her right & she will treat you 10 times better ♥

 Anybody can love your looks, but it's your Personality that makes someone stay with you!!

 Fine is easy to find; Personality isnt

 I don't trust Words. I trust Actions!

 It's all fun and games until someone gets attached...

 God is taking care of you, even when it seems like your all alone; believe me, God is working hard behind the scenes of your life.

 Never regret anything bcus at some point everything you did was what you wanted to do...& sometimes thats the hardest thing to realize

 I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.

 Dont say something permanently hurtful, just bcause ur temporarily upset

 Everyone sees who I appear to be, only few know the real me, you see what I choose to show, there's so much behind the smile you don't know

 Am sorry if I said “I love you”, I am these days in the habit of day dreaming.

 Every relation starts with happiness and ends in bitterness.

Girls have friends that are guys, because there's less Drama. #Fact


Second chances are rare, use your First wisely.


The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.


Askin to use my phone, does NOT mean.. go thru my call log, text messages or photos!? WTF


Ladies if you KNOW your Beautiful, an dont care what a Hater thinks.......... R E T W E E T


If they will cheat for you.... They will cheat on you.


Don't u HATE it when ur ex says to you "I'm here if you ever need me". Where the f*ck were you when we were together and I needed you?


A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake.


Lies dont ruin relationships/friendships, the Truth does! try keepin it real from the Beginning.


misery loves company..


you never know what a person REALLY thinks of you... until you get them mad, then you'll see who they really are. smh


when textin.... a ;) = Sex is wanted.


» Beyonce dated, married, THEN got pregnant! Young LADIES Please Take Notes.


Keep your circle small » .


When you see me with someone else , just remember , your the one that let me go.


When things don't add up in your life, start subtracting.


They say, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.

Don't come running back to me when you get treated the exact same way you treated me.


You know she serious when she say your name in a text


What I love about my EX is that she's someone else problem now


I'm still single because I'm not into rushing things.


I don't have a "type" .. If I like you, I like you.


Don't mess with someone's relationship, just because you can't get one.


I don't care who was BEFORE me as long as I know there's nobody DURING me .


If you still talk or think about it, you still care about it.


We used to talk for hours, but now you're impossible to make conversation with


Girls Dictionary: No=yes Maybe=no We need=I want / We need to talk=I wanna complain. Guys, learn the basics.


People will treat you however you let them, you can't control them but you can control what you tolerate.


The best can't find u, until u put the worst behind you


A real woman respects her friends advice but still makes her own decisions.


A lot of women keep their feelings bottled up now because she's tired of pouring her heart out to the wrong guy


Women always know more than you think she knows about you.....Especially if she likes you


Treat her right & she will treat you 10 times better.


Cheating is a choice... Not a mistake.


I Really Liked That Song Untill The Radio Overplayed It


Don't mistaken friendly for flirting....That's how u get ya feelings hurt


A real man won't send you mixed signals because a real man always knows what he wants


The key to happiness is to please yourself, not someone who might be gone by tomorrow.

Cheat on me by mistake & I'll leave your ass on purpose.

Some women talk sh!t, but real women handle it

If you wanna know something, ask me. Don't assume. That's how drama starts.

I never understand why people choose to get STD's than being loyal.

If they can't do their part, they don't deserve the heart.

I know my worth. I refuse to settle

She is single because so far, no guy can love her better than she loves herself

Ladies you gotta realize the situations that you are in, you don't have to put up with it... you choose too.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Age is just a number ? o yea, and jail is just a room

Dear Nike, I did it. Now what? Sincerely, Pregnant teen

Another question ladies name one physically feature that turns you on about a guy the most

Yes, I still think about you..... But no, I don't want you back

I'm not heartless I just learn to use my heart less.

I didn't type that message to exercise my fingers, I want a reply.

If you have a problem being faithful, you don't belong in a relationship.

Just because I flirt with you, doesn't mean I WANT you. It's just my personality.

Failure is NOT an option.

I dont like people who keep whining over their pointless self created never ending drama.

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#ThatOneText after 10pm is just a booty call

I'm like your virginity, Once i'm gone, you ain't getting me back.

#ItsSadWhen people get offended over tweets

#ItsSadWhen you see bandwagon fans who just want to look cool

In the morning everything is brighter, louder, and more annoying.

I'm Rick James Bitch

 

#YouNeedToRealize that putting your problems on facebook just makes people hate you more

Everything is better in slow motion

Karma is only a bitch to bitches

"Hi, may I help you?" "No, not at all. I'm just waiting in the line just to say Hi".

If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth , chances are she's asking you because she already knows the answer

That moment when your mind goes blank while trying to think of a song on YouTube. So you put in a random letter to see what you find.

Ok, it's 9:30, I'll start my homework at 10:00..... Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is!

Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, bitches be trippin

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts

I beat my girl at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.

You say M.O.B but you got neither #OhYouFancyHuh

You're making your facebook status real sad so people feel bad for you #OhYouFancyHuh

My jokes are old, been around, boring, and used? Well so is your mom #OhYouFancyHuh

Closing your left eye, then your right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored

The sick bastard who put the ‘D’ in Wednesday must be the same genius who put the ‘R’ in February..

I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 30 minutes later saying "LOL"

Mocking people in a voice they don't even have....we all do it

Everyday is a gift, but i'd just like to know where I can return Mondays

What's the point of taking pictures in the bathroom? Are you tryna show off your toilet?

I hate when someone bumps into me and doesn’t say “Excuse me” or “Sorry”

I wanna get a tattoo of a grape, that way when I'm old and wrinkly it turns into a raisin

That frustrating moment when you know exactly what something means in your head, but not how to explain it.

The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesn't get much worse than that.

Disability jokes are not funny. I've got a friend in a wheelchair who just can't stand it

Getting a text that says “K” and thinking… Well fu*k, There goes that conversation

Automatic flush sensors look a lot like hidden cameras.

The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

If you're going to talk shit in your tweets, Might as well grow some balls and mention them in it.

When a boy wears skinny jeans are tighter than a girls skinny jeans, you know theres a problem

Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

That amazing moment when the smartest kid in your class failed a test.

They be like 'Riley?' "What?" 'Can you teach me how to dougie?' "Hell nahh... Cuz all you bitches ugly."
This girl's breath is RAHHH RAHHH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON
I ignored someone's friend request on Facebook. WTF is 'Not now' ... NO NOT EVERI laugh at my own texts before I send them because I am that damn funny.

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Ho Workshop

Ladies leave yo eyebrows alone I'm tired of arguin' with y'all and you lookin' like ^___^ nobody happy 24-7

A confident girl doesn't show off her naked body. She shows her naked face

The mini heart attack when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel you're falling.

Would You Like a Table?" ... "No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please."

I hate when im listening to the radio, and every radio station is on commercial.

Everyone has had the "When I was your age" lecture from their parent

Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn't you.

Be nice to your children, remember they pick your nursing home.

The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.

I really hate it when people sit in front of me at the movies and take away my foot rest.

I wish you could Google anything.You could search like,"Where the f*ck is my cell phone?" & it would say, "Its in your pocket you dumb ass"

When a girl says "don't worry about it" You better f*cking worry about it

Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you.

Ladies when passing a freaky looking guy while walking down the street & thinking, "Oh shit, I'm about to get raped..."

I have thousands of songs on my iPod, but I only listen to about 20.

Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll be blind forever.

It doesn't matter how old you are. if a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit

"Can I get a $5 footlong?" "Yes that will be $7.50" EAT FRESH B*TCH

Why is it that when you say "don't look" everyone looks. But when you say "look" no one does.

That aggravating moment when you start the same sentence at least three times, but someone keeps interrupting you

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Hours on the computers feels like minutes. Minutes studying feels like HOURS.

Sex is just like pizza, when its good its awesome, but when its bad its still pretty good.

Not all cleavage looks good. Titties lookin' like wet grocery bags

Who's ever licked their phone screen to clean it?

Admit it, we have all recorded ourselves singing to see if we could actually sing.

When you are trying to text and talk , and you end up typing what you're saying

FACE your problems, don't FACEBOOK your problems.

That one person you see EVERYWHERE, but just don't know their name.

What if farts came out your mouth and burps came out your ass

We have all once in our life used the hairbrush as a microphone.

Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones

That awkward shiver out of no where that we always get.

Me? Stalk? Nah, I just observe... behind a tree... at night..in the rain

 

I hater when I microwave my food and the plate is hot but the food is still cold.

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day, I would put a fake engagement ring in every women's drink.

There's always that one idiot who ruins your whole status with a shitty comment.

If there wasn't a 'delete history' button, every teenager would be screwed.

I can memorize twenty song lyrics before I can memorize one answer to a question on a test

Turn off your lights when you leave the room! How would you like it if someone turned you ON and then left?
Cartoons just aren't the same anymore

Sometimes I just fantasize about beating the crap out of some people.

I love dimples on women... Not booty cheek dimples

The only thing worse than passing out behind the wheel is waking up the next day to find out you're still driving.

 

You ever wake up from a nap and you think its the next day

I hate when I have to pause my music everytime someone talks to me

I can remember something that happened 3 years ago, but not 3 minutes ago

Putting you're offline chat on Facebook so it actually looks like you have a life and don't sit on Facebook all day.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations, too many baby showers, not enough weddings

Lucky charms should sell boxes with only the marshmallows

That very depressing moment when you finish your popcorn before the movie starts

I hate when people call me and then talk to other people in the room.

Fri[end] , Girlfri[end] , boyfri[end] , everything has an [END] please shut up this is dum

"Error: 404 not found" I wasn't looking for 404, dummy

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